Category: Joke Board
A female TV reporter was interviewing with a farmer, seeking the main
cause
of Mad Cow Disease.
"Good evening, sir", she began. "I am here to collect
information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
the farmer asked.
Obviously embarrassed, the
reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information,
but what's the
relation between this phenomenon and
Mad Cow Disease?"
"And," continued the farmer, "do you know that we milk
a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady
reporter, "but
what about getting to the point?"
"I am getting to the point, maam," the farmer insisted.
"Just imagine, if I
was playing with your tits twice a
day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
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